- "Grug."
- ―Antique Joe, Bargain Boyz: Episode 1
Antique Joe is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Bargain Boyz: Episode 1.
He is the owner of an antique warehouse near Hollywood Hill in Melbourne. Zach and Broden state that "He's a wild boy, the dirtiest dog in the antique world. If you want an antique got, he'll get you gat got goo, and he gets that gat and a rack kadoo." He is a convicted sex offender, and a murderer. He wears flourescent orange overalls, loves big bowls of sugar, is interested in drug, and said "grug".
He appeared on Bargain Boyz. He was fixing a motorbike when Broden and Zach came in. He greeted them, but said he wouldn't budge on a deal. Zach said that a big bowl of sugar will always get him, and so when they gave it to him he became more open to a deal. He said grug. They bought some $800 'salm', a $25 'pup phot', and a $53 model plane from him. Zach found the most exciting bargin of all; a 1987 'Rub Cub', and offered $250 for it despite it being $100, but he wouldn't budge so Zach went for $400, and he agreed to this. He also warned about eliminaysh. (Bargain Boyz: Episode 1)
Joe reappeared at Halloween, and talked about his bowl of shug before Mark lost confidence and broke character. (The Aunty Donna LIVE Spooktacular)