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Salvatore Michaelangelo

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Salvatore Michaelangelo is a recurring character played by Mark Bonanno.

He is a stupid old Italian man from Pizza Land, Sicily. He is frequently interrupted by fourth wall breaks, and is pretty much the embodiment of every time Mark does an Italian accent. He tends to hop around in terms of his career, but usually stays within the food industry, particularly Italian cuisine. He fucks his cousin, and his balls hang down very low; he once cut his scrot while shaving. He likes to eat cheese and tiramisu. He always goes to Church on a Sunday, as Jesus Christ is in his life. He also has a wife whose tit he enjoys.

Biography[]

The Italian Man's timeline is complicated. He was depicted as an elderly man in Storytime With Old Italian Man, where it seemed he no longer owned a pizza shop and instead wandered around Glennridge Secondary College's library. However, the school existed until at least the year 2074, so this may be possible.

Childhood[]

He went to school during World War 2. His mother died in a river and went to Heaven. During this time, his uncle used to touch him. He refused to eat vegetables, causing him to be destined for hell.

First appearance and pizza shop[]

He first appeared when he approached Broden in his pizza shop. Broden said he'd like to buy one large margherita pizza. Instead, he got a leather shoe and calls Broden a cunt. It was revealed that he was being played by Mark when the sketch was cut. (Aunty Donna's Self-Titled Sydney Debut)

Rap career[]

He joined the Aunty Donna Podcast, which had at the time been taken over by Manu Feildel and other chefs, and did a rap about things on his chest. This rap included personal information about his uncle and abuse, but later redid it in a softer way with him talking about his childhood, his dead mother and his scrotum. (Podcast EP 2)

More pizza shop shoe antics[]

He appeared again when the Businessman walked into his pizza shop. He asked the man what he wanted, you big bold fuck. The businessman just wanted a pizza, so he listed the flavours; mariacine, capedicone, figedarine, nosepitate, nipabalone, and dickemahandajob. He went to get the man a pizza but got him a shoe instead, saying he thought the man wanted a shoe. He said he'd get an actual pizza, but was interrupted when a heckler walked into the theatre. (Pizza Man (+ Aunty Donna Deal with a Heckler))

Waiting career[]

Later, he was a waiter in a French restaurant in Sydney that Broden and Mr Auctioneer went to. He asked if they were going to see a Broadway show like Singin' in the Rain. Broden wanted a French bouillabaisse but he thought Broden said bolognese. He asked what they wanted for pud, such as tiramisu or shitinacup, while talking into Broden's penis. Broden wanted the sticky date pud from Sara Lee. He told Broden a secret; he fucked his cousin. That wasn't related, but they were. Mr Auctioneer ordered some food also. ("New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL)

More rapping[]

He rapped on the Aunty Donna Podcast, being introduced by Tim Naughty Biscuits. He rapped about cheese, Christianity, ice cream sundaes, his wife's tit and sex in a bath of ice. He said he liked to drink himself to sleep with a bottle of $250 Johnny Walker whisky but warned not to eat a Magnum Ego afterwards. He also rapped about making salami. (Podcast Ep 173 - 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire (Stick With It))

Food delivery career[]

He appeared at the door to the Big Ol' House of Fun and attempted to give Broden some pizza instead of the Chinese food he ordered. He told Broden he fucked his cousin, and tried to smack Broden's bottom by getting into his slipstream. Salvatore pooed his pants twice but begged Broden to stay and offered to live in the house, before Mark broke character. (Night-Time!)

Tiramisu shop[]

He once placed an ad on the Aunty Donna Podcast to preach the benefits of tiramisu. He berated another Italian man for not liking it, saying that the man had only eaten shit tiramisu. He gave the man one he'd made two weeks ago and a fresh one to try, neither of which which the man liked. This angered Salvatore. Another man used Google Translate to ask for the tiramisu, but this took too long so they advertised Broden's translation service instead. (Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads)

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